1 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,840 Siri, I need help from Rob Norris. 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,200 - I wanted to introduce Olivia Vasseur. - Hello. 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,040 I thought to myself, 4 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,680 "I'd like to suck his cock until he passes out." 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,960 - I need a short-term loan. - How much are we-- 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,560 Just 10 grand. 15 if you want. 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,990 My dad's losing his fucking marbles, you know, he left the door open. 8 00:00:27,030 --> 00:00:29,200 The dog's dead. It could have been Frankie. 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,440 To Bridget and Rob. 10 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,840 Who the fuck is Bridget? 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,080 - How was that? - Super fun. 12 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,800 - Did you ask what I told you to? - Which question? 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,920 If I thrust too deeply, will my penis hole latch 14 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,120 onto the IUD coil thingy and pull it out? 15 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:50,200 Yeah. No, it's fine. They put it more than two and a half inches inside me. 16 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,280 Well, then, we're all set then. 17 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,520 So we go IUD or vasectomy. I'm not going on the pill again. 18 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,520 Last time I went on the pill, I put on two stone just in my face. 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,200 Well, it is easy to take the IUD out if it doesn't agree with you? 20 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,980 Yeah, says here it can be removed quite easily by any qualified butcher 21 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,040 or bus driver. 22 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,240 Well, then maybe we should go that route. 23 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,520 To be honest, a vasectomy makes me nervous now. 24 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:18,600 I don't wanna have more children, but I wanna be able to have more children. 25 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,600 Yeah, no. Ugh. 26 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,040 I think I'll go IUD then. I don't know. 27 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,880 We could just use condoms. 28 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,840 We have to do something, though. We're fucked if I get pregnant again, 29 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,520 especially now I'm going back to work. 30 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,400 I'll just be taking the piss. 31 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,320 You really wanna go back so soon? 32 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,160 I mean, Muireann's only four months old. 33 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,360 Did you say that to yourself as you went off to work yesterday? 34 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,520 I'm not sure if I should go to work today. 35 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,160 Muireann's only four months old. 36 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,920 Maybe if I could feed her with my body, I would. 37 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,080 I have good news. 38 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,480 700 years ago they invented formula 39 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,560 and now men can feed the babies they make. 40 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,640 I love her so much. I need to get away from her, though. 41 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,960 So what's the plan? We put 'em both into nursery? 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 I want to take Frankie out there anyway. 43 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,480 He asked me for a cup of milk yesterday. He called me "love." 44 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,920 He sounds like Jason Statham. We'll just get a child minder. 45 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,120 A full-time child minder will cost almost as much 46 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,720 - as your teaching salary pays. - Yeah? 47 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,510 So you wanna go back to a job that takes you away from your kids 48 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,880 - to earn no money? - Bingo. 49 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:32,000 - How were they? - Frankie was great. She's tricky, though. 50 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,700 Yeah, she's a terrible person. 51 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:34,760 Shut up. 52 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,360 How was the funeral? 53 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,640 It was lovely. They laid on a big chili and rice. 54 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,480 - All right. - The rice wasn't cooked properly. 55 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,920 At a funeral, like people haven't enough to worry about. 56 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,120 That's true. 57 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,400 Whose funeral was it? 58 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,680 Your cousin's wife. 59 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,000 Ellen. Sickle cell anemia. 60 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,000 Terrible. Usually only African people 61 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,280 are supposed to get that, you know? 62 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,320 You two should have shone your faces really. Ash is very fond of you, Fergal. 63 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,080 I said a prayer for him, Mom. 64 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,600 Ah, 'tis lovely seeing the little ones. 65 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,520 Come here to your granny. 66 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,040 - We miss them, Des, don't we? - Ah. 67 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,640 Well, you should get over more then. 68 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,900 Well, we've been thinking 69 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:22,800 about moving to London to be nearer the grandchildren. 70 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,440 What do you think about that? 71 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,960 Dad seems all right. 72 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,720 Yeah, well, he isn't. 73 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,680 He called me Uncle Tommy at breakfast. 74 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,640 And I found three tins of chick peas in his suitcase yesterday. 75 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,280 He's breaking wind constantly. 76 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,840 Amanda is really upset. 77 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:50,080 Oh, God. I don't know why I'm laughing. 78 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,880 We're fucked if they move here. 79 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,040 I always thought you'd move back to Ireland to look after them. 80 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,240 What the hell? - Come on, you were 40, single, no dependants. 81 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,840 You were on a bullet train headed straight for that situation. 82 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,880 Then he swings in on a vine and saves you. 83 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,760 Now what? 84 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,480 You ready to go? 85 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,790 Hey, Fergal, listen, about that loan. 86 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:16,880 - What loan? - The loan. 87 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,720 I'm just taking the piss. Do you wanna meet for lunch during the week? 88 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,120 Thursday's best for me 'cause every other day I have body balance. 89 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,720 Thursday? Okay. 90 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,320 I'll see you Monday. 91 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,160 So it's a beautiful day out and I found myself thinking 92 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,850 I could make this day last five times longer by smoking a bunch of coke 93 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,970 or I could call my good friend Rob Norris 94 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,640 and have him bore that idea out of me. 95 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,210 One day at a time, fake it till you make it 96 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:54,960 and don't run so fast that your guardian angel can't keep up. 97 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,360 - Come on, man. - Hang in there, buddy. 98 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,960 Come on, fuck! 99 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,640 Harita, what can I do for you? 100 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,160 I'm gonna need you to start thinking 101 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,920 about an ad campaign for the new trail of an drug. 102 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,400 Okay, what does it do? 103 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,920 Well, we're not certain it does anything, 104 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,240 but testing suggests it might not do nothing. 105 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,560 - Hey! - Hey! 106 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:40,200 Just read the same sentence about Rihanna five times, 107 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,920 I still don't get it. I'm a moron, though. 108 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,480 Well, maybe try reading a book instead of a shitrag 109 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,470 that tells adult women they shouldn't have hair on their adult pussies. 110 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,470 Yeah, I hate myself. 111 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,860 You know, I've been thinking about you going back to work 112 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:59,720 and I wanted to let you know that I support that. 113 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,640 Thank you. I'll tell the other sister wives. 114 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,000 No, I was also thinking 115 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:09,360 you know, instead of paying a stranger to be with our children, 116 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,360 maybe we should think about me 117 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,480 being a stay at home dad for a while. 118 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:17,280 Okay, is that a joke? 119 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,400 No, it's not a joke. 120 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,360 I mean, we're in a good position now. 121 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,840 We've got money in the bank. 122 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,000 I'd get to spend time with the children. 123 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,800 Use the time to rethink a few things. 124 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,760 You know, find something that suits me a little better. 125 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,730 Oh, so like a gap year. 126 00:06:31,820 --> 00:06:34,250 All right, look, I can't do it anymore. 127 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:38,200 You know, I had a meeting yesterday with a guy who had no whites in his eyes. 128 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,880 They were just black like a shark. 129 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,680 I mean, these are the people I work with every day. 130 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,040 I can tell the idea really appeals to you. 131 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,400 Well, no, it does. It's just I think the time 132 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,760 to quit your job would have been before you had two kids. 133 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,920 It's hard for a mother to say you can stop earning money now. 134 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,440 What about if you just got a really fulfilling hobby? 135 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:03,000 Right, so like smoking my own meats or magic. 136 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,760 See if one of those can cure my spirit cancer. 137 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,800 Well, now you're just being-- that's silly. 138 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,840 I meant photography or something, you know? 139 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,360 Like the saxophone. 140 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,760 You know what? I'm gonna take up golf. See how you like that. 141 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,800 I'm gonna spend all our money on golf equipment and golf holidays 142 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,440 and every weekend you can mind the kids 143 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,160 while I play golf like a fucking golfer. 144 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,320 Well, don't take up golf. 145 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,760 You can't have it both ways. 146 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,840 I'm not saying don't quit your job. 147 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,120 I'm just saying let's look at the bigger picture 148 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,200 and you know, talk about us. 149 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,080 All right, well-- 150 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,320 Beautiful. 151 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,480 What age is she now? 152 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,320 Four months. 153 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,040 Is that a new printer? 154 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,440 That's elegant. 155 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,920 Is this-- Jesus, is this new carpet? 156 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,680 What is going on? 157 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,400 She doesn't look like you at all. 158 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,880 I think-- I think she does. I think she does look like me. 159 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,760 - Are you sure she's yours? - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 160 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,800 Sorry. Can you not do that with your fingers? 161 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,440 I don't want her to get a nicotine buzz. 162 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,880 When are you back with us? 163 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,440 I was thinking soon. Like, you know, in a few weeks. 164 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,680 - How old is the baby? - Still four months. 165 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,640 You're not gonna take the whole 52 weeks? 166 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,920 No, I'm fucking not. Sorry, no, I'm not. 167 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,400 So what's the crack, lads? What's going on? 168 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,920 Okay, well, 169 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,560 I'm gonna be here for a bit 170 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:39,520 so if anyone wants to catch up. I'll see you soon. 171 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:44,440 Yeah, bye-bye-bye. I'll just be here. 172 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,920 All right, Pete. 173 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,880 How's the breastfeeding going? 174 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,200 Fine. 175 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,360 When my wife stopped nursing, 176 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,760 it was the smell I missed the most. 177 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,880 My wife was like, "Don't get used to the smell, it won't be around forever." 178 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,160 And I was like, "I don't care." 179 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,800 But she was right. And I did care. 180 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,200 It's nice to smell it again. 181 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,040 I'm gonna wait outside. 182 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,040 This is a better table. 183 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:28,640 Thanks, man, I wanted to start getting our finances in order 184 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:32,680 'cause I'm thinking about-- what's this? 185 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,440 What's this? It's your money. 186 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,520 Rather, it's a spreadsheet explaining how your money 187 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,400 is mingling with other money and growing making little money babies. 188 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,440 Having much more fun than if it was sitting in some savings account. 189 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,920 It wasn't in a savings account. It was in a mutual fund 190 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,340 that I had to pay a penalty to get it out of. 191 00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:49,280 - What even is this? - What is this? 192 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,360 What is it? If you repeat a question back to me again, 193 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,920 - I'm gonna fucking go bananas. - Hey, man, just relax. 194 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,240 No, no, I won't. 195 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,080 Okay, just listen. 196 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,200 Some real estate guys I know are opening a resort in Budva. 197 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,000 Where the fuck is that? 198 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,680 Budva. Montenegro. 199 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:05,120 - Montenegro? - Yeah. Have you been? 200 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,560 No, no one has. 201 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,400 Listen, it's in the early planning stages, 202 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,440 but you're gonna get your money back and then some. 203 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,200 So you'll probably look back on how mad you are now and laugh by the way. 204 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,920 Probably wouldn't be a good idea to tell Sharon about this. 205 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,980 I can't think of a scenario where she wouldn't kill us both 206 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:20,000 so no need to worry about that. 207 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,560 I knew I could depend on you my br- 208 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,440 Don't you French at me. 209 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,760 Montenegro. 210 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,640 This is to go. 211 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,320 Thank you so much for coming in. 212 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,680 Mrs. Hammond, hi, sorry. Is this a good time for a quick word? 213 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,920 Miss Norris, I'm just talking to Mr. Warner here. 214 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,920 Oh, sorry, sorry. 215 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:48,280 Would just like to address some little issues with Gabriel that we have. 216 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,440 He is such a firecracker in the classroom, 217 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,800 but we need to find a way of containing his energy. 218 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,560 And I'm wondering whether you could help us with that. 219 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,600 We are working our hardest because he's actually a very able boy, 220 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:05,040 and we want to find a way of bringing the best out of him. 221 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,840 ...was very worrying. I'm wondering whether he has breakfast. 222 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,200 - So hopefully see you when I-- - I'm not sure if-- 223 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,200 Okay, thanks, bye. Sorry. 224 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,160 I think somebody's hungry. 225 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,760 I forgot my bread. 226 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,960 - May I come in? - Yeah, yes. What's up? 227 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:46,260 I don't want things to continue to be awkward between us. 228 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,720 Neither do I. 229 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,720 I think that the way I spoke to you a few weeks ago was not-- 230 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,720 what I mean is I shouldn't have said those things. 231 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,040 Hey, we all say crazy things sometimes. 232 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,520 I mean, I probably could have done certain things differently, too. 233 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,640 So I didn't imagine it. 234 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,400 No, I don't think you did. 235 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,840 The tension between us. 236 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,640 Yeah, of course there was tension. 237 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,120 I'm really sorry. 238 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,880 Don't torture yourself on my account. 239 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:14,680 I mean, if I wasn't married... 240 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,800 I mean, if my marriage were in slightly worse shape, I would totally-- 241 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,280 what I mean is you're very beautiful. 242 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,280 Too beautiful to work in the same building as me anyway. 243 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,000 And well, look, I'll shut up now, 244 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,680 but yes, there was tension, 245 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,080 and now there isn't because here we are saying there shouldn't be. 246 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,200 Cool. 247 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:39,040 I'll let you finish your stinky kebab. Bye-bye. 248 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,520 - Hey. - Hi. 249 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,000 - Mmmmm! - How was work? 250 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,640 Not a total nightmare today. 251 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,280 Cool. 252 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,760 Oh, God, you all smell so good. 253 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,400 I dropped in school today. 254 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,010 I've got a meeting with Hammond on Thursday. 255 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,800 They got a new carpet in the staff room. 256 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:14,320 What? - Yeah, I mean it's more carpet tiles, but-- 257 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,360 - Still. - I know. 258 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,080 What were you doing with Fergal earlier? 259 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,680 Mallandra said he was with you. 260 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,840 Oh. We just grabbed lunch. 261 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,680 I need to talk to him about Dad. 262 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,640 We need to figure out what to do. 263 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,440 Well, have you thought about residential care? 264 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,720 Yeah, but what about my mom? She's young. She's cool. 265 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,800 She doesn't wanna be hanging around with a load of old idiots 266 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,560 just playing bingo and flicking through coffin catalogs. 267 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,000 Maybe she would. Have you asked her? 268 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,080 It's not funny. 269 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,360 Are you asking me if I'd be okay with them moving in here because-- 270 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,560 I don't know. I don't know what I'm asking. 271 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,240 I mean, if the shoe was on the other foot. 272 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,320 You know, if you wanted your mother to move in with us, 273 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,680 I would work really hard to try and find a way to make that not happen. 274 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:55,920 Of course. 275 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,840 We need to help my dad. 276 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,920 He would never ask for help and he deserves it. 277 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,040 This is the man who took on the nuns for me. 278 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,840 Like high-ranking nuns, like the dangerous ones. 279 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,320 The ones that can fuck you up. 280 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,440 Okay, well, let's think about it. 281 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:11,750 The kids might like it if they moved in here. 282 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:14,080 And, you know, they say pets are good 283 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,720 to have around to teach kids about mortality. 284 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,280 So grandparents would be like... 285 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,800 No. No, do you not think... 286 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,760 No? 287 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,320 - Don't get up. - Oh, sorry, what? 288 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,800 - How are you doing? Welcome back. - Thank you. It feels like-- 289 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,520 How are mothering duties treating you? 290 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,880 Well, it's you know, it's really been-- 291 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,720 We've had Mr. Lawler off with his back six months now. - Oh, God. 292 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:50,160 And Miss Fanning left us last month to pursue her yoga. 293 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,280 I must hit her up for some free-- 294 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:57,200 - What can I do for you? - Just to talk about coming back, really. 295 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,880 I know you've had a temporary. 296 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,640 - Miss Shanna. - Yeah, she seems-- I met her in the-- 297 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,040 When would you be interested in returning? 298 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,520 I think ASAP, really. 299 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,680 I mean, to be honest, I didn't realize how much I love teaching 300 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,000 until I had to be around my own kids 24 hours a day. 301 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,360 I love my kids. I wanna be around them maybe eight hours a day. 302 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,840 The rest of the hours I wanna be somewhere else. 303 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:24,520 I mean, it's been wonderful. 304 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,000 You know, it's everything I hoped, 305 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,240 and part of me will find it very tricky to leave them, 306 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,280 because, you know, especially Muireann 307 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,080 because, you know, she's only-- 308 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,280 I mean, she's just four months old. 309 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,240 And it took a while to bond with her, 310 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,240 so now I feel like every day 311 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,480 I'm just sort of making up for lost time and that's hard on Frankie. 312 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,880 You know, he's my eldest. 313 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,000 Because that takes attention away from him, 314 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,020 and he was very sick. 315 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:55,120 I don't know if you-- he was premature. 316 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,360 And he was so tiny. 317 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,400 My husband and I nearly broke up because of the strain. 318 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,840 I mean, Frankie's fine now apart from his kidneys. 319 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:09,720 And one of his ears is still-- We're lucky. We're very lucky. 320 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,920 I suppose what I'm trying to say is 321 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,840 that it's just hard 322 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:20,560 you know, just to know how to do things best. 323 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,680 Oh, shit, sorry. 324 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,400 I think a little more time. 325 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,120 Yeah, yeah. 326 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,560 Take some time with the children. 327 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,040 I think maybe just-- 328 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,840 Yeah. It's been lovely to see you. 329 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,080 It's been lovely. It's been lovely. Thank you. 330 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,960 Thank you so much. I'll-- yeah. 331 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,840 Hey, you wanted to see me? 332 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,120 You know Margaret from HR. 333 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,360 Yeah, hi, Margaret. 334 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,480 Rob, Olivia's made a rather serious complaint against you. 335 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,120 What? 336 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,760 She said you made sexual remarks towards her in your office, 337 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,960 and she no longer feels comfortable working in the same environment as you. 338 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,040 What? What?! 339 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:29,800 She said you told her that "if your marriage was in slightly worse shape, 340 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,760 you would totally want an affair with her 341 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,840 and that she was too beautiful to work in the same building as you." 342 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,760 Okay. Hmm. 343 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,440 Did she tell you that a few weeks ago she told me 344 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,360 that she wanted to suck my cock until I passed out? 345 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,200 That kind of language is utterly inappropriate and vile. 346 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,600 I fucking agree. 347 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,320 I'm gonna ask you to step out now, Rob. 348 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,840 I will step out, but I'll be stepping back in tout suite 349 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,920 to receive an apology from all three of you. 350 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,600 You know what? You can stick your apologies up your asses, 351 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,040 and not in a sexual way. I'm taking a leave of absence. 352 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,720 Margaret, I'll thank you to sort that. 353 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,600 Harita, thank you for everything. 354 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,840 Olivia, I hope you die in a fire and that's not a threat. 355 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,160 It's just a wish that I have in my own private heart. 356 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,440 Shit. 357 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,120 Hello. 358 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:47,120 Hey, I'm gonna give you a chance to explain the £15,000 withdrawal from our account 359 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,760 before I go fucking ape shit on you. 360 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,320 I can hear you thinking. Don't think. Just start talking. 361 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,600 Fergal. Fergal asked me for money. 362 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,680 Fergal asked you and not me? 363 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,040 Yes, and I'm a dangerous moron for giving it to him, 364 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,040 but when he asked I thought I was being noble or some bullshit. 365 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,240 I'm gonna kill him and you, you fucking liar. 366 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:09,360 Giving £15,000 of our money away without telling me is lying. 367 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,720 No, it isn't. I wanted to help your brother, 368 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,560 not mine, to keep a roof over his family's head. I don't even like him. 369 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,120 - Now I'm gonna fucking kill him. - No, I'm killing him. 370 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,280 I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna go and kill him now. 371 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,840 - Since when did you become a letter opener? 372 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,240 I haven't seen you open a letter from the bank or any letter. 373 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,560 You just throw mail on the on the letter mountain on the sink. 374 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,440 - Hey, sold enough drugs for one day? - Oh, Christ. 375 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,720 Hey, I'm having fun, man. This is um... [snaps fingers] Leslie. 376 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,440 We met on Tinder. Her profile picture is her giving the finger to a tiger. 377 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,760 And I was like, "Yes, I wanna hang out with you. 378 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,840 - Hi. - What about your liver, Dave? 379 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,560 Liver sliver. I'm on donor waiting lists 380 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,200 at a bunch of hospitals in America. 381 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,320 - I'll be fine. - Jesus Christ. 382 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,480 Also, Catherine dumped me. Didn't I tell you? 383 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,240 So I really want her to think I'm, like, 384 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,760 "in danger." That's what this is all about. 385 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,120 You don't think it's about you being a sissy alcoholic asshole 386 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,200 who just wanted to get loaded? 387 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,320 Also a possibility. 388 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,520 Oh, my God, look at that. 389 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,920 Jesus Christ, do not talk or look at her. She's a crazy bad person. 390 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,600 Shit. Is she the one you fucked a toilet for? - Shut up, man. 391 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,720 Hey, you wanna come to Lucky Voice with us? You wanna do karaoke? 392 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,000 Go to a hospital or something, please. Just get away from me. 393 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,600 Rob Norris. You're a wet blanket, Rob. 394 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,040 You're a wet blanket and a bad friend. 395 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,800 You're not my friend anymore 396 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,160 if you don't come to karaoke with us. 397 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,320 - Oh, hey, do you wanna-- - Don't speak. 398 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,120 You should have come to me. - What were you gonna do? You're a teacher. 399 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:01,000 Have a fucking bake sale for me? I needed money. I still need money. 400 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,440 Things are expected of me because I'm a man. 401 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,600 For God's sake. 402 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,840 You don't understand. Everything is on a knife edge. We have to move. 403 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,920 - Mallandra, she can't even look at me. - Hello, we're back. 404 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,000 I'll get you the money back as soon as I can, okay? 405 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,600 Just please don't tell Mom and Dad. 406 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,200 - Offer to let them move in with you. - Come on. 407 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,520 Let them move in with you until we can sort something more permanent out. 408 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,680 - I'll tell them. - What are you, a fucking terrorist? 409 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,840 Hey, do you want a cup of tea? 410 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,600 Don't mind if I do. 411 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,560 - Fergal has some fun news. - Oh. 412 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,760 You look awful. 413 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,000 Sounds about right. 414 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,480 Well, you should feel awful. 415 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:48,120 I went and see Fergal. He's gonna give the money back when he has it. 416 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,240 But he's gonna shoulder the mom and dad shit. 417 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,720 - Okay, that's the deal. - Great. 418 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,000 Because it's not worth falling out with family over money. 419 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,400 - No, I guess-- - And when I say family, 420 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,160 I mean my brother. I don't mean you. 421 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,880 - Okay. - Here's some other news. 422 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:07,360 Just before I found out my husband gives our money away, 423 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,440 I broke down in front of the head mistress. 424 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,560 Full snot cry as we both realized I'm not ready to go back to work. 425 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,800 And I feel bad saying this, 426 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,000 but I really don't want you to give up your job. 427 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,120 Right, okay. 428 00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:25,200 This is the first time in my life 429 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,600 I've had choices. We've had choices. 430 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,360 We can go on nice holidays 431 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,160 or we could buy a dress we like that isn't in the sale. 432 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,000 I know you take a taxi back from the gym sometimes. 433 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,760 The point is we have choices. 434 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,120 I can't stay there. 435 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,640 Why not? Because your job is morally challenging. 436 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,040 Well, whose job isn't? 437 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,800 I used to have to cast the smart talented kids in the summer play 438 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,440 so it would reflect well on the school 439 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,360 when I should have been casting the fat, shy ones. 440 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,200 I didn't like doing that, but I like getting a paycheck once a month. 441 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,520 I can't go back there, honey. 442 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,000 What do you mean you can't go back there? 443 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,920 What's happened? 444 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,720 Rob. 445 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,840 Well, so... 446 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,560 earlier today... 447 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,840 it's almost silly is what-- 448 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,080 is what it is. 449 00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:20,560 Do you wanna put the baby down?